Some of us old folks

A little old man und his little old frau
Desired to make luv but couldn't recall how.
They called Doctor Ruth and asked her advice,
But the counsel she gave just didn't sound nice.

They bought a sex book and read every page,
There was no help in it for a couple their age.
The old man gave up. . .to his wife, gave his hand,
In a gesture of friendship. . . his mien was bland.

Naught Platonic for her, that frisky old frau,
Just spat on his hand and slapped at his brow.